As well as fessing up to the 9/11 plots, It has been revealed that Kahlid Sheikh Mohammed has also confessed to the following:-
Sinking the Titanic
Spitting in my Parmo on at least three on consecutive occasions
starting the Fire of London
Driving the White punto in the paris tunnel
Dressing up as the loch ness monster for photographic fraud
making hoax phone calls to fire stations
Convincing Ricky Gervais not to make any more episodes of The Office
buying white lightning for 14 year old kids
hiding my keys
failing to flag for Chesterfields "goal" in the FA Cup Semi Final of 1997
Writing and directing Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
Murdering Simba's father in "The Lion King"
Secretly fathering Amy Barlow
being the chairman of the UEFA panel that decided that Newcastle should be awarded the prestigious Intertoto Plaque.
He played Batman in Batman and Robin opposite Arnold Schwarzennegger
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