The thoughts, opinions, unconcious musings, worries, ideas, throwaway remarks, jokes, inflamatory rhetoric, seditious grumblings, brainwaves, dark shadows of the soul and general chitter chatter of Guy Bailey (yes, that one).

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The Time Shop

Craig was late for his interview. It wasn't his fault.

He got to the station in good time, but It was only when he crossed the

footbridge to his platform that he realised.


An overrunning freight train had caused a delay at the previous station

so the passenger trains behind were halted to allow its passage,

all the while, eating up precious minutes and seconds, adding them onto

his own. He would never be there on time now.


He didn't have a lot of experience in his chosen field, PR, but he more

than made up for it with exhuberence, enthusiasm and what he liked to

call "Razzle Dazzle". He had various notes with him he planned to go

over on the train but now he was unnerved. He was always punctual but

he knew that the train couldn't make up the time and he would now be at

least ten minutes late for his interview. It would take all the Razzle

Dazzle in Las Vegas to make a good impression after such a bad start.


His interview was with a company in Soho and he vaguely knew where it

was. Down one of the many numerous alleyways and passages that make up

London's answer to Montmartre. Replete with rougish charm, as much for

the tourists as the edgy new media companies that set up there hoping

some of that dark stardust would rub off on them.


He sprinted up the stairs of Oxford Street tube station and bounded off

in the direction of Soho as quickly as his painful interview shoes

would allow. He turned left at a GOLF SALE sign and then right, left,

left again through the narrow arteries of the district. He glanced up to

check his barings and slipped on the greasy surface landing flat on his

back.


Winded, he regained his senses seconds later and glanced to his left at

a bright Victorian-style shop front.


The window was full of clocks, all varying styles, sizes, colours,

shapes and languages. Some displaying numbers, some spelling the time

in letters, some small watches, some digital appliances and a large

grandfather clock in the middle with such a stately presence that the

rest of the clocks appeared as if they were looking up at it.


That wasn't the most striking feature of the window. It took Craig a

good ten seconds to realise that all the clocks were telling dfferent

times and the hands and digits were moving at different speeds both

backwards and forwards.


Craig was stunned. Not just at the sheer number of clocks in what

looked like such a small space, but mainly because his brain was

refusing to accept what his eyes were telling him.


They were definately moving backwards, and forwards, and at different

speeds! He stepped backwards from the window and looked up at the sign

above the shop.


It said: "The Time Shop - We've always got time for YOU".

Craig looked down at his own watch. It had stopped.